| [Enter POMPEY, MENECRATES, and MENAS, in
warlike manner] | |
| POMPEY | If the great gods be just, they shall assist
The deeds of justest men. |
| MENECRATES | Know, worthy Pompey,
That what they do delay, they not deny. |
| POMPEY | Whiles we are suitors to their throne, decays
The thing we sue for. |
| MENECRATES | We, ignorant of ourselves,
Beg often our own harms, which the wise powers Deny us for our good; so find we profit By losing of our prayers. |
| POMPEY | I shall do well:
The people love me, and the sea is mine; My powers are crescent, and my auguring hope Says it will come to the full. Mark Antony In Egypt sits at dinner, and will make No wars without doors: Caesar gets money where He loses hearts: Lepidus flatters both, Of both is flatter'd; but he neither loves, Nor either cares for him. |
| MENAS | Caesar and Lepidus
Are in the field: a mighty strength they carry. |
| POMPEY | Where have you this? 'tis false. |
| MENAS | From Silvius, sir. |
| POMPEY | He dreams: I know they are in Rome together,
Looking for Antony. But all the charms of love, Salt Cleopatra, soften thy waned lip! Let witchcraft join with beauty, lust with both! Tie up the libertine in a field of feasts, Keep his brain fuming; Epicurean cooks Sharpen with cloyless sauce his appetite; That sleep and feeding may prorogue his honour Even till a Lethe'd dulness! |
| [Enter VARRIUS] | |
| How now, Varrius! | |
| VARRIUS | This is most certain that I shall deliver:
Mark Antony is every hour in Rome Expected: since he went from Egypt 'tis A space for further travel. |
| POMPEY | I could have given less matter
A better ear. Menas, I did not think This amorous surfeiter would have donn'd his helm For such a petty war: his soldiership Is twice the other twain: but let us rear The higher our opinion, that our stirring Can from the lap of Egypt's widow pluck The ne'er-lust-wearied Antony. |
| MENAS | I cannot hope
Caesar and Antony shall well greet together: His wife that's dead did trespasses to Caesar; His brother warr'd upon him; although, I think, Not moved by Antony. |
| POMPEY | I know not, Menas,
How lesser enmities may give way to greater. Were't not that we stand up against them all, 'Twere pregnant they should square between themselves; For they have entertained cause enough To draw their swords: but how the fear of us May cement their divisions and bind up The petty difference, we yet not know. Be't as our gods will have't! It only stands Our lives upon to use our strongest hands. Come, Menas. |
| [Exeunt] |
| [Enter DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS and LEPIDUS] | |
| LEPIDUS | Good Enobarbus, 'tis a worthy deed,
And shall become you well, to entreat your captain To soft and gentle speech. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | I shall entreat him
To answer like himself: if Caesar move him, Let Antony look over Caesar's head And speak as loud as Mars. By Jupiter, Were I the wearer of Antonius' beard, I would not shave't to-day. |
| LEPIDUS | 'Tis not a time
For private stomaching. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Every time
Serves for the matter that is then born in't. |
| LEPIDUS | But small to greater matters must give way. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Not if the small come first. |
| LEPIDUS | Your speech is passion:
But, pray you, stir no embers up. Here comes The noble Antony. |
| [Enter MARK ANTONY and VENTIDIUS] | |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | And yonder, Caesar. |
| [Enter OCTAVIUS CAESAR, MECAENAS, and AGRIPPA] | |
| MARK ANTONY | If we compose well here, to Parthia:
Hark, Ventidius. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | I do not know,
Mecaenas; ask Agrippa. |
| LEPIDUS | Noble friends,
That which combined us was most great, and let not A leaner action rend us. What's amiss, May it be gently heard: when we debate Our trivial difference loud, we do commit Murder in healing wounds: then, noble partners, The rather, for I earnestly beseech, Touch you the sourest points with sweetest terms, Nor curstness grow to the matter. |
| MARK ANTONY | 'Tis spoken well.
Were we before our armies, and to fight. I should do thus. |
| [Flourish] | |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | Welcome to Rome. |
| MARK ANTONY | Thank you. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | Sit. |
| MARK ANTONY | Sit, sir. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | Nay, then. |
| MARK ANTONY | I learn, you take things ill which are not so,
Or being, concern you not. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | I must be laugh'd at,
If, or for nothing or a little, I Should say myself offended, and with you Chiefly i' the world; more laugh'd at, that I should Once name you derogately, when to sound your name It not concern'd me. |
| MARK ANTONY | My being in Egypt, Caesar,
What was't to you? |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | No more than my residing here at Rome
Might be to you in Egypt: yet, if you there Did practise on my state, your being in Egypt Might be my question. |
| MARK ANTONY | How intend you, practised? |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | You may be pleased to catch at mine intent
By what did here befal me. Your wife and brother Made wars upon me; and their contestation Was theme for you, you were the word of war. |
| MARK ANTONY | You do mistake your business; my brother never
Did urge me in his act: I did inquire it; And have my learning from some true reports, That drew their swords with you. Did he not rather Discredit my authority with yours; And make the wars alike against my stomach, Having alike your cause? Of this my letters Before did satisfy you. If you'll patch a quarrel, As matter whole you have not to make it with, It must not be with this. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | You praise yourself
By laying defects of judgment to me; but You patch'd up your excuses. |
| MARK ANTONY | Not so, not so;
I know you could not lack, I am certain on't, Very necessity of this thought, that I, Your partner in the cause 'gainst which he fought, Could not with graceful eyes attend those wars Which fronted mine own peace. As for my wife, I would you had her spirit in such another: The third o' the world is yours; which with a snaffle You may pace easy, but not such a wife. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Would we had all such wives, that the men might go
to wars with the women! |
| MARK ANTONY | So much uncurbable, her garboils, Caesar
Made out of her impatience, which not wanted Shrewdness of policy too, I grieving grant Did you too much disquiet: for that you must But say, I could not help it. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | I wrote to you
When rioting in Alexandria; you Did pocket up my letters, and with taunts Did gibe my missive out of audience. |
| MARK ANTONY | Sir,
He fell upon me ere admitted: then Three kings I had newly feasted, and did want Of what I was i' the morning: but next day I told him of myself; which was as much As to have ask'd him pardon. Let this fellow Be nothing of our strife; if we contend, Out of our question wipe him. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | You have broken
The article of your oath; which you shall never Have tongue to charge me with. |
| LEPIDUS | Soft, Caesar! |
| MARK ANTONY | No,
Lepidus, let him speak: The honour is sacred which he talks on now, Supposing that I lack'd it. But, on, Caesar; The article of my oath. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | To lend me arms and aid when I required them;
The which you both denied. |
| MARK ANTONY | Neglected, rather;
And then when poison'd hours had bound me up From mine own knowledge. As nearly as I may, I'll play the penitent to you: but mine honesty Shall not make poor my greatness, nor my power Work without it. Truth is, that Fulvia, To have me out of Egypt, made wars here; For which myself, the ignorant motive, do So far ask pardon as befits mine honour To stoop in such a case. |
| LEPIDUS | 'Tis noble spoken. |
| MECAENAS | If it might please you, to enforce no further
The griefs between ye: to forget them quite Were to remember that the present need Speaks to atone you. |
| LEPIDUS | Worthily spoken, Mecaenas. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Or, if you borrow one another's love for the
instant, you may, when you hear no more words of Pompey, return it again: you shall have time to wrangle in when you have nothing else to do. |
| MARK ANTONY | Thou art a soldier only: speak no more. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | That truth should be silent I had almost forgot. |
| MARK ANTONY | You wrong this presence; therefore speak no more. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Go to, then; your considerate stone. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | I do not much dislike the matter, but
The manner of his speech; for't cannot be We shall remain in friendship, our conditions So differing in their acts. Yet if I knew What hoop should hold us stanch, from edge to edge O' the world I would pursue it. |
| AGRIPPA | Give me leave, Caesar,-- |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | Speak, Agrippa. |
| AGRIPPA | Thou hast a sister by the mother's side,
Admired Octavia: great Mark Antony Is now a widower. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | Say not so, Agrippa:
If Cleopatra heard you, your reproof Were well deserved of rashness. |
| MARK ANTONY | I am not married, Caesar: let me hear
Agrippa further speak. |
| AGRIPPA | To hold you in perpetual amity,
To make you brothers, and to knit your hearts With an unslipping knot, take Antony Octavia to his wife; whose beauty claims No worse a husband than the best of men; Whose virtue and whose general graces speak That which none else can utter. By this marriage, All little jealousies, which now seem great, And all great fears, which now import their dangers, Would then be nothing: truths would be tales, Where now half tales be truths: her love to both Would, each to other and all loves to both, Draw after her. Pardon what I have spoke; For 'tis a studied, not a present thought, By duty ruminated. |
| MARK ANTONY | Will Caesar speak? |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | Not till he hears how Antony is touch'd
With what is spoke already. |
| MARK ANTONY | What power is in Agrippa,
If I would say, 'Agrippa, be it so,' To make this good? |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | The power of Caesar, and
His power unto Octavia. |
| MARK ANTONY | May I never
To this good purpose, that so fairly shows, Dream of impediment! Let me have thy hand: Further this act of grace: and from this hour The heart of brothers govern in our loves And sway our great designs! |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | There is my hand.
A sister I bequeath you, whom no brother Did ever love so dearly: let her live To join our kingdoms and our hearts; and never Fly off our loves again! |
| LEPIDUS | Happily, amen! |
| MARK ANTONY | I did not think to draw my sword 'gainst Pompey;
For he hath laid strange courtesies and great Of late upon me: I must thank him only, Lest my remembrance suffer ill report; At heel of that, defy him. |
| LEPIDUS | Time calls upon's:
Of us must Pompey presently be sought, Or else he seeks out us. |
| MARK ANTONY | Where lies he? |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | About the mount Misenum. |
| MARK ANTONY | What is his strength by land? |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | Great and increasing: but by sea
He is an absolute master. |
| MARK ANTONY | So is the fame.
Would we had spoke together! Haste we for it: Yet, ere we put ourselves in arms, dispatch we The business we have talk'd of. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | With most gladness:
And do invite you to my sister's view, Whither straight I'll lead you. |
| MARK ANTONY | Let us, Lepidus,
Not lack your company. |
| LEPIDUS | Noble Antony,
Not sickness should detain me. |
| [Flourish. Exeunt OCTAVIUS CAESAR, MARK ANTONY,
and LEPIDUS] | |
| MECAENAS | Welcome from Egypt, sir. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Half the heart of Caesar, worthy Mecaenas! My
honourable friend, Agrippa! |
| AGRIPPA | Good Enobarbus! |
| MECAENAS | We have cause to be glad that matters are so well
digested. You stayed well by 't in Egypt. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Ay, sir; we did sleep day out of countenance, and
made the night light with drinking. |
| MECAENAS | Eight wild-boars roasted whole at a breakfast, and
but twelve persons there; is this true? |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | This was but as a fly by an eagle: we had much more
monstrous matter of feast, which worthily deserved noting. |
| MECAENAS | She's a most triumphant lady, if report be square to
her. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | When she first met Mark Antony, she pursed up
his heart, upon the river of Cydnus. |
| AGRIPPA | There she appeared indeed; or my reporter devised
well for her. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | I will tell you.
The barge she sat in, like a burnish'd throne, Burn'd on the water: the poop was beaten gold; Purple the sails, and so perfumed that The winds were love-sick with them; the oars were silver, Which to the tune of flutes kept stroke, and made The water which they beat to follow faster, As amorous of their strokes. For her own person, It beggar'd all description: she did lie In her pavilion--cloth-of-gold of tissue-- O'er-picturing that Venus where we see The fancy outwork nature: on each side her Stood pretty dimpled boys, like smiling Cupids, With divers-colour'd fans, whose wind did seem To glow the delicate cheeks which they did cool, And what they undid did. |
| AGRIPPA | O, rare for Antony! |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Her gentlewomen, like the Nereides,
So many mermaids, tended her i' the eyes, And made their bends adornings: at the helm A seeming mermaid steers: the silken tackle Swell with the touches of those flower-soft hands, That yarely frame the office. From the barge A strange invisible perfume hits the sense Of the adjacent wharfs. The city cast Her people out upon her; and Antony, Enthroned i' the market-place, did sit alone, Whistling to the air; which, but for vacancy, Had gone to gaze on Cleopatra too, And made a gap in nature. |
| AGRIPPA | Rare Egyptian! |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Upon her landing, Antony sent to her,
Invited her to supper: she replied, It should be better he became her guest; Which she entreated: our courteous Antony, Whom ne'er the word of 'No' woman heard speak, Being barber'd ten times o'er, goes to the feast, And for his ordinary pays his heart For what his eyes eat only. |
| AGRIPPA | Royal wench!
She made great Caesar lay his sword to bed: He plough'd her, and she cropp'd. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | I saw her once
Hop forty paces through the public street; And having lost her breath, she spoke, and panted, That she did make defect perfection, And, breathless, power breathe forth. |
| MECAENAS | Now Antony must leave her utterly. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Never; he will not:
Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety: other women cloy The appetites they feed: but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies; for vilest things Become themselves in her: that the holy priests Bless her when she is riggish. |
| MECAENAS | If beauty, wisdom, modesty, can settle
The heart of Antony, Octavia is A blessed lottery to him. |
| AGRIPPA | Let us go.
Good Enobarbus, make yourself my guest Whilst you abide here. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Humbly, sir, I thank you. |
| [Exeunt] |
| [Enter MARK ANTONY, OCTAVIUS CAESAR, OCTAVIA between
them, and Attendants] | |
| MARK ANTONY | The world and my great office will sometimes
Divide me from your bosom. |
| OCTAVIA | All which time
Before the gods my knee shall bow my prayers To them for you. |
| MARK ANTONY | Good night, sir. My Octavia,
Read not my blemishes in the world's report: I have not kept my square; but that to come Shall all be done by the rule. Good night, dear lady. Good night, sir. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | Good night. |
| [Exeunt OCTAVIUS CAESAR and OCTAVIA] | |
| [Enter Soothsayer] | |
| MARK ANTONY | Now, sirrah; you do wish yourself in Egypt? |
| Soothsayer | Would I had never come from thence, nor you Thither! |
| MARK ANTONY | If you can, your reason? |
| Soothsayer | I see it in
My motion, have it not in my tongue: but yet Hie you to Egypt again. |
| MARK ANTONY | Say to me,
Whose fortunes shall rise higher, Caesar's or mine? |
| Soothsayer | Caesar's.
Therefore, O Antony, stay not by his side: Thy demon, that's thy spirit which keeps thee, is Noble, courageous high, unmatchable, Where Caesar's is not; but, near him, thy angel Becomes a fear, as being o'erpower'd: therefore Make space enough between you. |
| MARK ANTONY | Speak this no more. |
| Soothsayer | To none but thee; no more, but when to thee.
If thou dost play with him at any game, Thou art sure to lose; and, of that natural luck, He beats thee 'gainst the odds: thy lustre thickens, When he shines by: I say again, thy spirit Is all afraid to govern thee near him; But, he away, 'tis noble. |
| MARK ANTONY | Get thee gone:
Say to Ventidius I would speak with him: |
| [Exit Soothsayer] | |
| He shall to Parthia. Be it art or hap,
He hath spoken true: the very dice obey him; And in our sports my better cunning faints Under his chance: if we draw lots, he speeds; His cocks do win the battle still of mine, When it is all to nought; and his quails ever Beat mine, inhoop'd, at odds. I will to Egypt: And though I make this marriage for my peace, I' the east my pleasure lies. | |
| [Enter VENTIDIUS] | |
| O, come, Ventidius,
You must to Parthia: your commission's ready; Follow me, and receive't. | |
| [Exeunt] |
| [Enter LEPIDUS, MECAENAS, and AGRIPPA] | |
| LEPIDUS | Trouble yourselves no further: pray you, hasten
Your generals after. |
| AGRIPPA | Sir, Mark Antony
Will e'en but kiss Octavia, and we'll follow. |
| LEPIDUS | Till I shall see you in your soldier's dress,
Which will become you both, farewell. |
| MECAENAS | We shall,
As I conceive the journey, be at the Mount Before you, Lepidus. |
| LEPIDUS | Your way is shorter;
My purposes do draw me much about: You'll win two days upon me. |
| MECAENAS
AGRIPPA | |
| Sir, good success! | |
| LEPIDUS | Farewell. |
| [Exeunt] |
| [Enter CLEOPATRA, CHARMIAN, IRAS, and ALEXAS] | |
| CLEOPATRA | Give me some music; music, moody food
Of us that trade in love. |
| Attendants | The music, ho! |
| [Enter MARDIAN] | |
| CLEOPATRA | Let it alone; let's to billiards: come, Charmian. |
| CHARMIAN | My arm is sore; best play with Mardian. |
| CLEOPATRA | As well a woman with an eunuch play'd
As with a woman. Come, you'll play with me, sir? |
| MARDIAN | As well as I can, madam. |
| CLEOPATRA | And when good will is show'd, though't come
too short, The actor may plead pardon. I'll none now: Give me mine angle; we'll to the river: there, My music playing far off, I will betray Tawny-finn'd fishes; my bended hook shall pierce Their slimy jaws; and, as I draw them up, I'll think them every one an Antony, And say 'Ah, ha! you're caught.' |
| CHARMIAN | 'Twas merry when
You wager'd on your angling; when your diver Did hang a salt-fish on his hook, which he With fervency drew up. |
| CLEOPATRA | That time,--O times!--
I laugh'd him out of patience; and that night I laugh'd him into patience; and next morn, Ere the ninth hour, I drunk him to his bed; Then put my tires and mantles on him, whilst I wore his sword Philippan. |
| [Enter a Messenger] | |
| O, from Italy
Ram thou thy fruitful tidings in mine ears, That long time have been barren. | |
| Messenger | Madam, madam,-- |
| CLEOPATRA | Antonius dead!--If thou say so, villain,
Thou kill'st thy mistress: but well and free, If thou so yield him, there is gold, and here My bluest veins to kiss; a hand that kings Have lipp'd, and trembled kissing. |
| Messenger | First, madam, he is well. |
| CLEOPATRA | Why, there's more gold.
But, sirrah, mark, we use To say the dead are well: bring it to that, The gold I give thee will I melt and pour Down thy ill-uttering throat. |
| Messenger | Good madam, hear me. |
| CLEOPATRA | Well, go to, I will;
But there's no goodness in thy face: if Antony Be free and healthful,--so tart a favour To trumpet such good tidings! If not well, Thou shouldst come like a Fury crown'd with snakes, Not like a formal man. |
| Messenger | Will't please you hear me? |
| CLEOPATRA | I have a mind to strike thee ere thou speak'st:
Yet if thou say Antony lives, is well, Or friends with Caesar, or not captive to him, I'll set thee in a shower of gold, and hail Rich pearls upon thee. |
| Messenger | Madam, he's well. |
| CLEOPATRA | Well said. |
| Messenger | And friends with Caesar. |
| CLEOPATRA | Thou'rt an honest man. |
| Messenger | Caesar and he are greater friends than ever. |
| CLEOPATRA | Make thee a fortune from me. |
| Messenger | But yet, madam,-- |
| CLEOPATRA | I do not like 'But yet,' it does allay
The good precedence; fie upon 'But yet'! 'But yet' is as a gaoler to bring forth Some monstrous malefactor. Prithee, friend, Pour out the pack of matter to mine ear, The good and bad together: he's friends with Caesar: In state of health thou say'st; and thou say'st free. |
| Messenger | Free, madam! no; I made no such report:
He's bound unto Octavia. |
| CLEOPATRA | For what good turn? |
| Messenger | For the best turn i' the bed. |
| CLEOPATRA | I am pale, Charmian. |
| Messenger | Madam, he's married to Octavia. |
| CLEOPATRA | The most infectious pestilence upon thee! |
| [Strikes him down] | |
| Messenger | Good madam, patience. |
| CLEOPATRA | What say you? Hence, |
| [Strikes him again] | |
| Horrible villain! or I'll spurn thine eyes
Like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head: | |
| [She hales him up and down] | |
| Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd in brine,
Smarting in lingering pickle. | |
| Messenger | Gracious madam,
I that do bring the news made not the match. |
| CLEOPATRA | Say 'tis not so, a province I will give thee,
And make thy fortunes proud: the blow thou hadst Shall make thy peace for moving me to rage; And I will boot thee with what gift beside Thy modesty can beg. |
| Messenger | He's married, madam. |
| CLEOPATRA | Rogue, thou hast lived too long. |
| [Draws a knife] | |
| Messenger | Nay, then I'll run.
What mean you, madam? I have made no fault. |
| [Exit] | |
| CHARMIAN | Good madam, keep yourself within yourself:
The man is innocent. |
| CLEOPATRA | Some innocents 'scape not the thunderbolt.
Melt Egypt into Nile! and kindly creatures Turn all to serpents! Call the slave again: Though I am mad, I will not bite him: call. |
| CHARMIAN | He is afeard to come. |
| CLEOPATRA | I will not hurt him. |
| [Exit CHARMIAN] | |
| These hands do lack nobility, that they strike
A meaner than myself; since I myself Have given myself the cause. | |
| [Re-enter CHARMIAN and Messenger] | |
| Come hither, sir.
Though it be honest, it is never good To bring bad news: give to a gracious message. An host of tongues; but let ill tidings tell Themselves when they be felt. | |
| Messenger | I have done my duty. |
| CLEOPATRA | Is he married?
I cannot hate thee worser than I do, If thou again say 'Yes.' |
| Messenger | He's married, madam. |
| CLEOPATRA | The gods confound thee! dost thou hold there still? |
| Messenger | Should I lie, madam? |
| CLEOPATRA | O, I would thou didst,
So half my Egypt were submerged and made A cistern for scaled snakes! Go, get thee hence: Hadst thou Narcissus in thy face, to me Thou wouldst appear most ugly. He is married? |
| Messenger | I crave your highness' pardon. |
| CLEOPATRA | He is married? |
| Messenger | Take no offence that I would not offend you:
To punish me for what you make me do. Seems much unequal: he's married to Octavia. |
| CLEOPATRA | O, that his fault should make a knave of thee,
That art not what thou'rt sure of! Get thee hence: The merchandise which thou hast brought from Rome Are all too dear for me: lie they upon thy hand, And be undone by 'em! |
| [Exit Messenger] | |
| CHARMIAN | Good your highness, patience. |
| CLEOPATRA | In praising Antony, I have dispraised Caesar. |
| CHARMIAN | Many times, madam. |
| CLEOPATRA | I am paid for't now.
Lead me from hence: I faint: O Iras, Charmian! 'tis no matter. Go to the fellow, good Alexas; bid him Report the feature of Octavia, her years, Her inclination, let him not leave out The colour of her hair: bring me word quickly. |
| [Exit ALEXAS] | |
| Let him for ever go:--let him not--Charmian,
Though he be painted one way like a Gorgon, The other way's a Mars. Bid you Alexas | |
| [To MARDIAN] | |
| Bring me word how tall she is. Pity me, Charmian,
But do not speak to me. Lead me to my chamber. | |
| [Exeunt] |
| [Flourish. Enter POMPEY and MENAS at one door,
with drum and trumpet: at another, OCTAVIUS CAESAR, MARK ANTONY, LEPIDUS, DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS, MECAENAS, with Soldiers marching] | |
| POMPEY | Your hostages I have, so have you mine;
And we shall talk before we fight. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | Most meet
That first we come to words; and therefore have we Our written purposes before us sent; Which, if thou hast consider'd, let us know If 'twill tie up thy discontented sword, And carry back to Sicily much tall youth That else must perish here. |
| POMPEY | To you all three,
The senators alone of this great world, Chief factors for the gods, I do not know Wherefore my father should revengers want, Having a son and friends; since Julius Caesar, Who at Philippi the good Brutus ghosted, There saw you labouring for him. What was't That moved pale Cassius to conspire; and what Made the all-honour'd, honest Roman, Brutus, With the arm'd rest, courtiers and beauteous freedom, To drench the Capitol; but that they would Have one man but a man? And that is it Hath made me rig my navy; at whose burthen The anger'd ocean foams; with which I meant To scourge the ingratitude that despiteful Rome Cast on my noble father. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | Take your time. |
| MARK ANTONY | Thou canst not fear us, Pompey, with thy sails;
We'll speak with thee at sea: at land, thou know'st How much we do o'er-count thee. |
| POMPEY | At land, indeed,
Thou dost o'er-count me of my father's house: But, since the cuckoo builds not for himself, Remain in't as thou mayst. |
| LEPIDUS | Be pleased to tell us--
For this is from the present--how you take The offers we have sent you. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | There's the point. |
| MARK ANTONY | Which do not be entreated to, but weigh
What it is worth embraced. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | And what may follow,
To try a larger fortune. |
| POMPEY | You have made me offer
Of Sicily, Sardinia; and I must Rid all the sea of pirates; then, to send Measures of wheat to Rome; this 'greed upon To part with unhack'd edges, and bear back Our targes undinted. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR
MARK ANTONY LEPIDUS | |
| | That's our offer. | | |
| POMPEY | Know, then,
I came before you here a man prepared To take this offer: but Mark Antony Put me to some impatience: though I lose The praise of it by telling, you must know, When Caesar and your brother were at blows, Your mother came to Sicily and did find Her welcome friendly. |
| MARK ANTONY | I have heard it, Pompey;
And am well studied for a liberal thanks Which I do owe you. |
| POMPEY | Let me have your hand:
I did not think, sir, to have met you here. |
| MARK ANTONY | The beds i' the east are soft; and thanks to you,
That call'd me timelier than my purpose hither; For I have gain'd by 't. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | Since I saw you last,
There is a change upon you. |
| POMPEY | Well, I know not
What counts harsh fortune casts upon my face; But in my bosom shall she never come, To make my heart her vassal. |
| LEPIDUS | Well met here. |
| POMPEY | I hope so, Lepidus. Thus we are agreed:
I crave our composition may be written, And seal'd between us. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | That's the next to do. |
| POMPEY | We'll feast each other ere we part; and let's
Draw lots who shall begin. |
| MARK ANTONY | That will I, Pompey. |
| POMPEY | No, Antony, take the lot: but, first
Or last, your fine Egyptian cookery Shall have the fame. I have heard that Julius Caesar Grew fat with feasting there. |
| MARK ANTONY | You have heard much. |
| POMPEY | I have fair meanings, sir. |
| MARK ANTONY | And fair words to them. |
| POMPEY | Then so much have I heard:
And I have heard, Apollodorus carried-- |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | No more of that: he did so. |
| POMPEY | What, I pray you? |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | A certain queen to Caesar in a mattress. |
| POMPEY | I know thee now: how farest thou, soldier? |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Well;
And well am like to do; for, I perceive, Four feasts are toward. |
| POMPEY | Let me shake thy hand;
I never hated thee: I have seen thee fight, When I have envied thy behavior. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Sir,
I never loved you much; but I ha' praised ye, When you have well deserved ten times as much As I have said you did. |
| POMPEY | Enjoy thy plainness,
It nothing ill becomes thee. Aboard my galley I invite you all: Will you lead, lords? |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR
MARK ANTONY LEPIDUS | |
| | Show us the way, sir. | | |
| POMPEY | Come. |
| [Exeunt all but MENAS and ENOBARBUS] | |
| MENAS | [Aside] Thy father, Pompey, would ne'er have
made this treaty.--You and I have known, sir. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | At sea, I think. |
| MENAS | We have, sir. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | You have done well by water. |
| MENAS | And you by land. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | I will praise any man that will praise me; though it
cannot be denied what I have done by land. |
| MENAS | Nor what I have done by water. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Yes, something you can deny for your own
safety: you have been a great thief by sea. |
| MENAS | And you by land. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | There I deny my land service. But give me your
hand, Menas: if our eyes had authority, here they might take two thieves kissing. |
| MENAS | All men's faces are true, whatsome'er their hands are. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | But there is never a fair woman has a true face. |
| MENAS | No slander; they steal hearts. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | We came hither to fight with you. |
| MENAS | For my part, I am sorry it is turned to a drinking.
Pompey doth this day laugh away his fortune. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | If he do, sure, he cannot weep't back again. |
| MENAS | You've said, sir. We looked not for Mark Antony
here: pray you, is he married to Cleopatra? |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Caesar's sister is called Octavia. |
| MENAS | True, sir; she was the wife of Caius Marcellus. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | But she is now the wife of Marcus Antonius. |
| MENAS | Pray ye, sir? |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | 'Tis true. |
| MENAS | Then is Caesar and he for ever knit together. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | If I were bound to divine of this unity, I would
not prophesy so. |
| MENAS | I think the policy of that purpose made more in the
marriage than the love of the parties. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | I think so too. But you shall find, the band that
seems to tie their friendship together will be the very strangler of their amity: Octavia is of a holy, cold, and still conversation. |
| MENAS | Who would not have his wife so? |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Not he that himself is not so; which is Mark Antony.
He will to his Egyptian dish again: then shall the sighs of Octavia blow the fire up in Caesar; and, as I said before, that which is the strength of their amity shall prove the immediate author of their variance. Antony will use his affection where it is: he married but his occasion here. |
| MENAS | And thus it may be. Come, sir, will you aboard?
I have a health for you. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | I shall take it, sir: we have used our throats in Egypt. |
| MENAS | Come, let's away. |
| [Exeunt] |
| [Music plays. Enter two or three Servants with
a banquet] | |
| First Servant | Here they'll be, man. Some o' their plants are
ill-rooted already: the least wind i' the world will blow them down. |
| Second Servant | Lepidus is high-coloured. |
| First Servant | They have made him drink alms-drink. |
| Second Servant | As they pinch one another by the disposition, he
cries out 'No more;' reconciles them to his entreaty, and himself to the drink. |
| First Servant | But it raises the greater war between him and
his discretion. |
| Second Servant | Why, this is to have a name in great men's
fellowship: I had as lief have a reed that will do me no service as a partisan I could not heave. |
| First Servant | To be called into a huge sphere, and not to be seen
to move in't, are the holes where eyes should be, which pitifully disaster the cheeks. |
| [A sennet sounded. Enter OCTAVIUS CAESAR, MARK
ANTONY, LEPIDUS, POMPEY, AGRIPPA, MECAENAS, DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS, MENAS, with other captains] | |
| MARK ANTONY | [To OCTAVIUS CAESAR] Thus do they, sir: they take
the flow o' the Nile By certain scales i' the pyramid; they know, By the height, the lowness, or the mean, if dearth Or foison follow: the higher Nilus swells, The more it promises: as it ebbs, the seedsman Upon the slime and ooze scatters his grain, And shortly comes to harvest. |
| LEPIDUS | You've strange serpents there. |
| MARK ANTONY | Ay, Lepidus. |
| LEPIDUS | Your serpent of Egypt is bred now of your mud by the
operation of your sun: so is your crocodile. |
| MARK ANTONY | They are so. |
| POMPEY | Sit,--and some wine! A health to Lepidus! |
| LEPIDUS | I am not so well as I should be, but I'll ne'er out. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Not till you have slept; I fear me you'll be in till then. |
| LEPIDUS | Nay, certainly, I have heard the Ptolemies'
pyramises are very goodly things; without contradiction, I have heard that. |
| MENAS | [Aside to POMPEY] Pompey, a word. |
| POMPEY | [Aside to MENAS] Say in mine ear:
what is't? |
| MENAS | [Aside to POMPEY] Forsake thy seat, I do beseech
thee, captain, And hear me speak a word. |
| POMPEY | [Aside to MENAS] Forbear me till anon.
This wine for Lepidus! |
| LEPIDUS | What manner o' thing is your crocodile? |
| MARK ANTONY | It is shaped, sir, like itself; and it is as broad
as it hath breadth: it is just so high as it is, and moves with its own organs: it lives by that which nourisheth it; and the elements once out of it, it transmigrates. |
| LEPIDUS | What colour is it of? |
| MARK ANTONY | Of it own colour too. |
| LEPIDUS | 'Tis a strange serpent. |
| MARK ANTONY | 'Tis so. And the tears of it are wet. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | Will this description satisfy him? |
| MARK ANTONY | With the health that Pompey gives him, else he is a
very epicure. |
| POMPEY | [Aside to MENAS] Go hang, sir, hang! Tell me of
that? away! Do as I bid you. Where's this cup I call'd for? |
| MENAS | [Aside to POMPEY] If for the sake of merit thou
wilt hear me, Rise from thy stool. |
| POMPEY | [Aside to MENAS] I think thou'rt mad.
The matter? |
| [Rises, and walks aside] | |
| MENAS | I have ever held my cap off to thy fortunes. |
| POMPEY | Thou hast served me with much faith. What's else to say?
Be jolly, lords. |
| MARK ANTONY | These quick-sands, Lepidus,
Keep off them, for you sink. |
| MENAS | Wilt thou be lord of all the world? |
| POMPEY | What say'st thou? |
| MENAS | Wilt thou be lord of the whole world? That's twice. |
| POMPEY | How should that be? |
| MENAS | But entertain it,
And, though thou think me poor, I am the man Will give thee all the world. |
| POMPEY | Hast thou drunk well? |
| MENAS | Now, Pompey, I have kept me from the cup.
Thou art, if thou darest be, the earthly Jove: Whate'er the ocean pales, or sky inclips, Is thine, if thou wilt ha't. |
| POMPEY | Show me which way. |
| MENAS | These three world-sharers, these competitors,
Are in thy vessel: let me cut the cable; And, when we are put off, fall to their throats: All there is thine. |
| POMPEY | Ah, this thou shouldst have done,
And not have spoke on't! In me 'tis villany; In thee't had been good service. Thou must know, 'Tis not my profit that does lead mine honour; Mine honour, it. Repent that e'er thy tongue Hath so betray'd thine act: being done unknown, I should have found it afterwards well done; But must condemn it now. Desist, and drink. |
| MENAS | [Aside] For this,
I'll never follow thy pall'd fortunes more. Who seeks, and will not take when once 'tis offer'd, Shall never find it more. |
| POMPEY | This health to Lepidus! |
| MARK ANTONY | Bear him ashore. I'll pledge it for him, Pompey. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Here's to thee, Menas! |
| MENAS | Enobarbus, welcome! |
| POMPEY | Fill till the cup be hid. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | There's a strong fellow, Menas. |
| [Pointing to the Attendant who carries off LEPIDUS] | |
| MENAS | Why? |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | A' bears the third part of the world, man; see'st
not? |
| MENAS | The third part, then, is drunk: would it were all,
That it might go on wheels! |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Drink thou; increase the reels. |
| MENAS | Come. |
| POMPEY | This is not yet an Alexandrian feast. |
| MARK ANTONY | It ripens towards it. Strike the vessels, ho?
Here is to Caesar! |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | I could well forbear't.
It's monstrous labour, when I wash my brain, And it grows fouler. |
| MARK ANTONY | Be a child o' the time. |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | Possess it, I'll make answer:
But I had rather fast from all four days Than drink so much in one. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Ha, my brave emperor! |
| [To MARK ANTONY] | |
| Shall we dance now the Egyptian Bacchanals,
And celebrate our drink? | |
| POMPEY | Let's ha't, good soldier. |
| MARK ANTONY | Come, let's all take hands,
Till that the conquering wine hath steep'd our sense In soft and delicate Lethe. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | All take hands.
Make battery to our ears with the loud music: The while I'll place you: then the boy shall sing; The holding every man shall bear as loud As his strong sides can volley. |
| [Music plays. DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS places them
hand in hand] THE SONG. | |
| Come, thou monarch of the vine,
Plumpy Bacchus with pink eyne! In thy fats our cares be drown'd, With thy grapes our hairs be crown'd: Cup us, till the world go round, Cup us, till the world go round! | |
| OCTAVIUS CAESAR | What would you more? Pompey, good night. Good brother,
Let me request you off: our graver business Frowns at this levity. Gentle lords, let's part; You see we have burnt our cheeks: strong Enobarb Is weaker than the wine; and mine own tongue Splits what it speaks: the wild disguise hath almost Antick'd us all. What needs more words? Good night. Good Antony, your hand. |
| POMPEY | I'll try you on the shore. |
| MARK ANTONY | And shall, sir; give's your hand. |
| POMPEY | O Antony,
You have my father's house,--But, what? we are friends. Come, down into the boat. |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Take heed you fall not. |
| [Exeunt all but DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS and MENAS] | |
| Menas, I'll not on shore. | |
| MENAS | No, to my cabin.
These drums! these trumpets, flutes! what! Let Neptune hear we bid a loud farewell To these great fellows: sound and be hang'd, sound out! |
| [Sound a flourish, with drums] | |
| DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS | Ho! says a' There's my cap. |
| MENAS | Ho! Noble captain, come. |
| [Exeunt] |